But it’s simple: Rand Paul hates racism, but wants to allow businesses to be racist. He would definitely support a segregated Applebee’s as long as it instantly went bankrupt because no one liked its racist food. He basically loves the idea of the possibility that somewhere in America someone could open up a racist business, but as soon as that business becomes a reality he hates it. Ideally, racist businesses would shift between existence and non-existence at a rate approaching infinity, such that they opened and closed at exactly the same time, thus providing maximum individual freedom and minimum racism. It’s so simple! Why can’t Rachel Maddow get that through her thick Liberal elitist skull?