Fuck the gold standard, this is the $nark $tandard.


Dowling Duncan, you’re not serious. There is no way in hell this European train ticket looking thing would ever be our next dollar.  But fine, let’s just say we choose your design for the 1$ bill, what goes on the rest of them?

$1 – The first African American president

$5 – The five biggest native American tribes

$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution

$20 – 20th Century America

$50 – The 50 States of America

$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt.

Oh I get it. This is like Berkshares.  It’s so people in who live in San Francisco, Chicago, Austin and NYC can buy each other’s ironic silk-screened t-shirts. Cool.

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