Good Grief!

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WE CAN KNOW from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011. 

Random Thoughts:

–Where you see crisis, I see OPPORTUNITY. I’m going to be a California franchisee of Eternal Earthbound Pets

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. 
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved.  Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee.   A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

–I am eagerly awaiting all the shit talking that the 2012 Mayan Calenderites are going to do on October 22, when the world has not in fact ended. Because then we can discredit Christianity once and for all right?

1792: This was the date of the end of the world calculated by some believers in the Shaker movement.
1794: Charles Wesley, one of the founders of Methodism, thought Doomsday would be in this year.

I mean, there are no more Methodists around right? And shakers are only for precocious rock and roll singers to ‘play’ to prove they’re an integral part of the band.  

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amirite?

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